Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries…

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

At what time of day is waning moon in 2008
At 4:08, 15:16 and 23:42. But I won’t tell you the day!

if there was a god would let me find what im looking for here?
That’s the proof of the non-existence of a god: You did not find what you were looking for!

photos of lady chastity-belt
Sorry, I don’t know a Lady Chastity-Belt. That really is a strange name.

geometric figure bring good luck
Geometric figure brings nothing. Not even as…

medicine.to.paint.on.com
It’s known that some people enter URLs into the search box, but using dots everywhere?

flower lice new homeopathy körbler
See, your flower’s got lice now – that’s the result of your lunacy.

please find two guy making love & kissing & lying photo
Are there any studies if politeness towards search engines leads to faster and/or better results?

porn after 12
After 12 is before 12.

The song woamen from whom is that
Wo Amen? Gotta be some Christian band, but that’s nothing I know about.

Advent advent a little light shines
ooo yeah this thing is on fire
I think it’s time
No, two weeks early!

which lotto numbers are standing good today
None, because either the drawing balls are lying in their box, or during the drawing they are rolling around. I never heard of balls standing, they’re no eggs of Columbus anyway.

las palabras always–at-because-first-in-is-like-live-takes-then-to-bet-wear-eat-get-up-goes
Errrm… what-do-you-mean?

Before there are more like this one: it’s the end for today, bye, and remember: man fuck anybody that read this cause Im stair get up like jesus.

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries. but baby i know better now!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

Fairy Cross of mercy
…is transported on the ferry ‘cross the Mersey? But don’t lose it, such a fairy cross is probably quite small.

fairy lottery website for the future numbers
No matter if with or without cross, even fairies will not help you; give up on this lotto prediction stuff already!

how often can lotto numbers repeat themselves ?
How many drawings are there?

ass portrait
With ears? But not here!

Where on the internet can you show yourself naked
Not here, I said. ’cause the commentators here can’t publish images.

must I wear thong at school
I don’t think that any school regulations require that, not even where uniforms are mandatory. Then again, maybe in Japan, you never know with those guys.

science masturbation
And, what are the latest insights and results? Even if you don’t have problems, maybe it could still get better…?

numerology predict baby’s gender
That’s very simple: Count the number of sperms that were on their way to the egg cell. If it’s an even number, it will either be a boy or a girl, an odd number means it’s a girl or a boy.

animal telepathy perform yourself
It will work better if you have to pay for it – expensive placebos are more effective than cheap ones, too – and experienced animal telepaths are more fanciful in what they make you believe. 2x self-deception and 1x make-believe put together are more effective than 1x self-deception, y’know.

sexvido borno
Egyptians (which is where this search came from), too, only want the one thing on the internet. But will they find it this way…?

oldfrauen
Did you mean: altewomen?

When you wish upon a star ACTUAL SONG! SO YOU CAN HEAR IT
That’s bad if you get so many search results that don’t offer the song at all, right? Then why do you search with Google and not on Youtube, LastFM etc.?

sheet music online for o wen ther sains
That’s “O wenn du Sens go marching in”, silly. No wonder you don’t find anything.

Well, I believe that we’re at the end, so see you next time, and remember: God says push.

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

Welcome to the gayest language, erm, to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries. She loved me so long and she loved me so hard!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

With panties?
Yes, we got a few here this week, see below. Apparently I just can’t get around these panties searches…

word help naked
You mean that stupid paper-clip figure in some Word versions? But that’s already naked! (Some people do have a strange fetish.)

I WANT SEE RING DAWN BAKER YOU
Who? Don’t know her, is she pretty?

distance from st margrethen to lindau in english
According to Google Maps, it’s twenty-one point four kilometers by car, and it shouldn’t be much more by train at that corner of Lake Constance. Wouldn’t be shorter in German either.

And the days go by like a stand in the wind………………………………… Say to my friends – baby- nothing else matters ……………………………
Are we supposed to fill in something…?

Ein Prosit hey hey
Hey hey – hey? The Oktoberfest is over.

hey hey get up out the way
No, I’m staying!

hey hey i got too little money
Who doesn’t? But scam mails are no solution!

south africa email scam 875
Someone is numbering them??

half panties
We’re not doing things by halves here!

p.o.r.n. :bigsmile:
There’s n.o.t.h.i.n.g. to see here.

porn as parade dass
No, no porn parades, please. We’ll stay decent here.

girls without panties
girls without thong
Where’s the difference?

penties spelled correctly
No.

my wife must not wear panties
That might get quite cold in winter.

the last digit of pi (between 0 and 9) (inclusive)
No matter if 0-9 or 1-8: Pi is irrational and transcendental, and that’s no mystic bullshit in this case, but also means that π has an infinite number of digits, so there’s no last digit.

Honey can you lift up your legs a little bit?
If need be – but hurry up with your vacuum cleaner!

That vacuum cleaner is getting too loud, so let’s stop for today. By, and something to think about until next time: What to say when you talk to your mind?

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com