Anghela 4.0

– The comedy’s fourth part… » Part 1, part 2, part 3

(Again, I’ll try to make this the mockery of a scam in bad German have some sense to you English readers…)

“Hello my favorite friend!!!” So, you forgot my (nick) name again, or you didn’t bother to insert it anywhere – you did that for others, are you too busy with all your other favorite friends? “In the world now so is many it deceit and fraud,” such as travel cost grifters like you, I know. “Since at me all’s also me good is…” but watch out, you’ll soon lose your purse!

“Don’t take it Amiss if I on all your questions not reply,” – but I do! – “since I over sometimes” – sometimes? – “not understand as you want me ask. I am happy to read your letter.” Even though I dropped you? To what extend can you call that “reading”?

Scam-Anghela photos 9,10,11

“I to want know, what makes you happy?” Since you’re asking: I doubt you really care. “And I will me, that all strive, that I to make was bliss for you.” Hey, stop it, what strange ideas you gettin’ now?? I’m not your father! I’m just 7 years older than you: “Me already 28 years, and me, so over as me not to have, you to tell.” But good to know: “I am the noblesse you not for long.”

“I want to tell you that my heart started to be beaten more often.” Cardiac massage for resuscitation? Whoops, what happened? 8O You already mentioned some heart problems in the 2nd mail. “My trust has shattered my heart.” Sure you understood your doctor correctly? Anyway, despite everything, I wish you get well soon.

Well then, “now, when I you the letter, to make so an effort, you to write as you imagine you can in this moment busy being,” until next time, since you probably won’t stop as long as you still have prepared mails left…

“For the love your friend Anghela!!!!”

:loll:

(PS: If you, dear reader, happen to own the rights of these pictures the spammers used, just send me a little note and I’ll remove them.)

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See also this German antispam forum here and there

Intermediate continuation: Anghela 4.1

Yakamoz. Sabei!

yakamoz

Sabei, this yakamoz. What a bahagia. You really get fernweh – and saudade when returning home…

And yawwa to the ifa (and all participants) for these words. Zjom-zjom!

Please do not hot-link this photo, that’s costing me traffic – copy it to your own webspace if you want to use it. (It’s from sxc.hu, by the way.)

My “Best Of” album

Everyone releases something like that somehow (often if there’s nothing better available at the time) – usually musicians and usually before christmas, but why not bloggers, too? I know I’m not the only one. So I’ve put together a list of my (subjectively) best posts on a separate page, also linked to at the top of the sidebar:

» To my “Best Of” page.

Bye, e.on…

Lago di Poschiavo As indicated here (“Electricity tariff increase”, 15 Oct), my electricity will soon come no longer from the normal local provider E.ON Bayern, but instead (due to the cancellation period, starting 1 Jan; cancellation confirmation arrived today) from Trianel – and then “naturally” the “eco” way.

Costs a tiny bit more than the standard electricity (85% non-regenerative) at current tariff, but noticeable less than at the future tariff (after the announced increase from 1 Jan 2008). And even less than E.ON’s eco electricity.

So my juice will then – don’t let beverage testers hear that! – come to 84% from the water of Lago di Poschiavo (photo from picswiss.ch) and the rest from other water, wind, biomass and a touch of solar energy.

Of course the best electricity is still that which is not consumed needlessly (e.g. standby)…

Make your Q key blue!

Quelle, one of the big German mail-order companies, included in their latest ad letter two stickers for the Q key – in nice metallic blue, with a little violet touch depending on the light source (and not easy to photograph correctly):

Quelle Q sticker (1)Quelle Q sticker (2)

(Translation: “Free stickers for your world of advantages.”)

With the background that if you press the Q key on quelle.de, you get a special offer page (if you’re logged in) – currently a Halloween special, a travel raffle and a few highlighted, partly reduced classes of goods.

Nice idea, but would anyone really put them on her/his keyboard? I doubt that…

(Should I ask Quelle if they have stickers for the other 104 keys? ;) At least then it would have a consistent look…)