…or: The last search queries of last year that led visitors here.
(As before, search queries have a grey background; I didn’t make them shorter or longer. I just translated the German ones.)

And to avoid any misunderstanding at the beginning: I was not nude at the electricity meter when I read it earlier today to tell my new provider the current reading. But nudity and pantilessness are in great demand on the internet – be it my aunt naked or no panties coffee. Er. Yes. Fine by me. It’s of course understandable that my wife below without photos, becaue who would stick photos down there? Surely no panties under the mini but a plug instead is more comfortable.^^ You’ll love these girls together!!

I’ll satisfy the wish for pictures without panties / photos without panties – on these photos, there is certainly no underwear visible:

But it will be harder with show christina aguilera without picture, you’d have to find her personally to be able to show her without using a picture. And who knows if christina aguilera without sleep isn’t too mad, since sleep deprivation is said to increase aggressiveness…

After masturbation christmas now quickly the appeal: men! wear thongs, panties slip off the ass!

That’s enough salaciousness for this time. Let’s have a quick look at crapy english with i now my life i now try gonna or sometimes de freedom gonna break, in order to get to some quite strange questions or sentences that really makes you wonder why anyone would search for them:

• baby can you see the moonlight? Well, I can answer this one: no, it’s too cloudy and overcast.
• there is a song hush little baby dont say a word
• what color do my eyes look in this picture?
• what do you think i could say at this moment
• i know it’s late to call i don’t blame you if you are angry
• and i don’t wanna know if theres another part of me i don’t wanna feel if im alive i don’t wanna smell the bed where you used to sleep i’m gonna miss it again miss it again i just wanna walk away from the ashes and take the fact that ive been burned and maybe let you know im still standing and if you miss it again miss it again i’m around lyrics

Before even more people request impossible things such as trustworthy horoscopes or exact lotto number prediction, I better stop for today…

Cheers, and don’t say a word but just kiss.

All my life i’ve been searching for something. And now you found it, yoohoo! And here we are, right inside the next edition of search query analyses…
(Search queries have a grey background; I added some commas for readability and capitalized some beginnings of sentences, but didn’t make them shorter or longer. And I translated the German ones.)

And then it hit me all at once when you left, i cant let you go, i keep trying but i cant, all i can say is i miss you. Do you know that only you can save me baby? Thank you, that really warms my heart. But I wasn’t away for long, anyway.

And we’re already in the right christmas mood, it’s christmas, give me all your money – baby call me crazy but i know you feel it too, cause you look and you think and you see a— see what? Say it to my face, look me in the eyes and say what you have to say!

I just wanted to let you know, it don’t matter that you got no— didn’t doesn’t? Nevermind, again and again i’ve taken too much, and it’s all too much for your head to take, just a matter of time before you break. Go ahead, I can take a lot. Continue!

There’s a man that i think im gonna love forever, and forever we’ll be together. Great for you, but (1) i don’t mind, i don’t care, don’t you know that?, and (2) why are you telling Google?

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“Cuckoo”. Don’t be shy. “Excuse delay”. Never mind, you’re here now, so we can start commenting a fine little selection of search queries (displayed in italics with grey background; I translated the German ones) that led visitors here in October.

“no” – sorry, there’s no getting around it.

“searching for something something”. You should know what you’re searching for before you feed that to Google. “about”. C’mon, not you too, the other 70 people are enough, for whatever reason they search for that – and get here (via Microsofts Live Search)!

“listen”! Okay, I’m all ears. “advent advent a” – stop, hold it, wait a few more weeks, okay? Something else, please. “fidirallala”. Is that all you have to offer? “it make’s me just feel like crying baby”. (“I have got no doubt” that there was an apostrophy too many.)

“God speak to me”. If he doesn’t here you, you might need a prayer antenna. But “what would you ask god”?

“I’m looking for magic love quotes”. I doubt God will tell you some, but notify me when you found some, okay?

“The devil wears praguers”. Well, there surely are some sinners in Prague. Guys that “reed devil’s bible”, for instance, or some like you: “manipulated dice to buy”. Won’t find that here. Shame on you! “your sin will find you out”!

“the wrong way of playing lotto” is of course with “lotto numbers to buy”. But what do you mean with “lotto numbers out of the kafe”?

There are also many requests for translations. I’m gonna answer a few: “what does ois mean ??”: “everything” (Bavarian dialect). “what does hello wien mean”: “Hello Wien (Vienna)”. “halloween english”: “Halloween”. “hotpants english” Ho— enough, I’m tired of that.

“You are so good baby”. Thanks! But who are you, calling me “baby”? Maybe “Anghela”? “She’s the best you’ve ever had”. Regarding language humor, in any case.

“diapered in public” – “if you don’t make it yourself it ain’t fun”. Well, dunno, that’s really not my thing. I’d very much prefer thongs, then – the English speaking part of the world is mostly still asking “do men wear thongs”, the Germans already know: “men wear thongs”, even “everyone wears thongs”. Well, almost, I considered it a little too cold for me today…

Well then, bye and “all the best”!

“Einer geht noch einer geht noch rein” (there’s still room for one more) – okay:

“asian beauties nude”. There you are! Show picture ▼